Just Ask the Videogame Characters

14. Cooking Class

Knuckles: We have a question guys. 

Peach: We do? Is it for me?

Knuckles: No. It's for Papyrus.

Papyrus: Of course it's for me, why wouldn't it be? I'm too awesome not to have one.

Knuckles: Right. Anyways, your question is from Sonic Blue Lover.

Sans: That girl just loves us doesn't she.

Papyrus: Why wouldn't she, I'm..

Sonic: ...too awesome to not to be loved.

Papyrus: Yes exactly. What's the question.

Knuckles: Have you been practicing your cooking skills to impress Undyne?

Papyrus: Why wouldn't I, I have to impress her. She has to love me because I'm perfect for her.

Sans: I wouldn't say that..... I mean.....

Papyrus: Hey, how about I teach all you guys how to cook.

Peach: Only one who needs teaching here is Luigi.

Luigi: Huh? Why me?

Tails: Because you have the brain of an abandoned amusement park. There's nothing going on, no voices, your the definition of dumbness.

Mario: Don't talk like that to my brother. At least he has some sense.

Tails: That's partly true. He might have sense, but he has no smarts.

Luigi: I have smarts! I bet you I can make the best hamaloni and cheese sandwich anyone has ever seen.

Mario: Ok, listen up. You guys can use our kitchen. It's got all the supplies you need. Luigi?

Luigi: Yeah?

Mario: Don't burn down the house. Don't blow it up, don't try to raise a pack of wolves, and the fishies in the water are not food.

Luigi: Got it. Fishies cooked at 400 degrees, blow up some balloons, and burn all the bacon.

Mario: Don't let him use anything.

Amy: I'll keep an eye on him.

Sonic: Alright guys let's go.

Mario: No, Sonic you have to stay here with me.

Sonic: Who put you in charge, I don't have to listen to you.

Mario: But you and I have to do something.

Sonic: Oh? What's that!

Mario: *motions his eyes towards Shadow*

Sonic: *looks at Shadow then back at Mario* Ohhhhhh!!!! Yeah, you go on me and Mario have to do something.

Mario: We'll see you guys later.

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Sans: Well then, Let's get cookin'!

Papyrus and Shadow: WILL YOU STOP WITH PUNS!

Sans: Hey, it's been awhile, cut me some slack.

Luigi: What will we be learning to make.

Papyrus: Why the one and only Papyrus Cake of course.

Peach: But I already know how to make cake. It's one of the things I'm the greatest of making.

Papyrus: So you think your cooking is better than mine huh? We'll see about that.

Peach: Is that a challenge?

Papyrus: Yes. My team against yours. Who ever makes the best cake wins.

Peach: I accept your challenge. Lakitu!

Lakitu: *flies in with an earpiece and a microphone on his cloud* Hello ladies and gentlemen to a the main event of today's  competition. It's a Cake Off between Mushroom Kingdom's beloved and Under tale's fearless and most awesome skeleton.

Papyrus: Sans, Shadow, Yoshi, Amy, and Toad. Your on my team.

Peach: Luigi, Knuckles, Blaze, Silver, and Tails. Your on my team.

Lakitu: The team leaders have chosen their team. It's time for the competition to begin! As our contestants go to their stations, I'll explain the rules. Each team must successfully make a cake that has great taste, great shape, durability, and creativity. The cake must be edible and done within the course of an hour without using a recipe.

Peach: All right team, if we are gonna make this cake, we need tons of flour. We also need a lot of sugar, cinnamon, cake mix, and eggs. 

Papyrus: We need eggs, milk, flour, cake mix, chocolate, vanilla, cream, sugar.......

Peach: ...but whatever you do, you must work together, that's the key to success.

Papyrus: Grab as much as you can, make it look good, one step at a time.

Peach and her team: Goooooooooooooo Team!

Papyrus and his team: Good food!

Lakitu: And our teams have begun. They head straight for the cabinets to see what they have to work with. Let the the competition begin!

*See how this competition ends next time and find out what Mario and Sonic are up to

(To be continued)