75 Things Everyone Loves About Dick Grayson

Brother Dear

"Holy crumbs, Batman! That girl is so sweet!" 13 year old Jason giggled along with his elder brother, Dick. "I've taught you well, Jaybird." Dick ruffled the boy's hair and they both laugh.

Six years and many attempts of taking each other's lives later..

"Holy Batman-" Dick was cut off. "would you cut the crap, Dick? I want this mission to be over so I don't have to see your damn face again." Dick pouted. "Awe! Jaybird, what happened to the kid who used to love me?" He asked. "He died at the hands of a psychotic clown." Jason stated. "Wow. That was dark!"

"Jason!" Jason groaned. "What the hell do you-" He was cut off as the elder man fell into a lake bellow. He waited a few seconds for him to resurface but he never did. "Damit, Dick. I just bought these shoes!"

He dived in. He pulled Dick out of the water and gave him CPR. "Don't die on me you asshole." Dick coughed and took in a sharp breath. He turned to his worried brother. "April fools- Wait, Jason! What're you!" Dick didn't get to finish as his brother threw him back into the river. "JASON!" Jason laughed. "April fools, Dick! Welcome to family bonding with Jason Todd."