Oh, Green World!

Florida, Etc.

School isn’t really much of anything anymore.

It’s just kids having sex with each other, and, when they’re not, it’s kids thinking about having sex with each other.

So, I guess it really hasn’t changed much.

The teachers have, though. A lot of my classes have become a fifteen minute lesson followed by twenty minutes of a) crying, b) hysterical crying, c) the teacher yelling “Fuck this!” and erasing everything, or, my personal favorite, d) in which the teacher does all three and then hits on a student of the opposite gender.

I thought that shit only happened in Florida.