iMessage between sunbastian and immy
sunbastian
hey mo
immy
supbastian
sunbastian
lmao what
immy
i replaced 'seb' with 'sup' in ur name
plus i was like 'sup?'
get it
sunbastian
wow
comedic gold right here
amy schumer who? louis ck? never heard of him
aziz ansari??? sounds like a food
immy
i hate u
sunbastian
hmm if you hate me so much, i guess i better find someone else to get pizza with me tonight
immy
wait
no
i didn't say anything about hating you
water you talking about??????
sunbastian
oh so now you're interested
immy
you said pizza, so, naturally
yes, i am most interested
sunbastian
of course
but if there was no pizza and just me
immy
maybe i wouldn't be as eager, but eventually i'd probs come around and say yes
i got priorities, man
lol i'm kidding it's still yes
sunbastian
im rethinking my invitation for pizza tonight
immy
eh regardless of your invitation i will still get pizza fuk u stan
sunbastian
no wait
pay attention to me :(
if you so kindly wish, i would like for you to join me for a not-so-formal dinner at lou malnati's tonight?
immy
hell yea their thin crust is my religion
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hello for the sake of social media, let's pretend that there's a single lou malnati's in new york lol
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