Dear Diary

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-Time skip-

Rose's POV

The week ended, and it was time to go back to the academy. I don't want to go, but what can I do?

The answer is: nothing.

I'm really bored right now. What should I do?

"What are you thinking about, Roza?" asked Dimitri.

"I'm thinking about how bored I am and how I should just die." I said.

"If you're bored, why don't you write something in your diary?"

"But Comrade," I said "I don't have a diary and never will."

"Why don't you just try?" he asked.

"Because I don't know how to write diary."

"Just try." he said.

"No."

"Please?" he asked giving me his puppy eyes. Aww! Who can say no to this face?

"Agh! Fine!"

I grabbed some paper and pen and started writing.

I was writing, and writing, and writing, and writing, and writ- never mind. And after about an hour or two, I finished. 

And it went something like this:

Dear Diary?

This is my first time to write this so.................DON'T  JUDGE ME!!! I mean it's not like you can because you're not person. Well I think you're not. Oh well.

So, right now I'm sitting. Or is it siting? Sitting or siting? Can someone tell me? Oh yeah, diary is not a person. He can't help me. But whatever.

And right now I'm hungry and thirsty. And I'm going to ask Dimitri if he can bring me food.

He said no. THAT BITCH!!

I'm SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO HHHUUUNNNGGGRRYY!!!!!!!!!! SO HUNGRY!!!!

But I'm also lazy. VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY lazy. SOOOOOOOOOO lazy, that I can't stop being lazy. Yep, I'm lazy.

AGHHHHH! I'm hungry!! I'lll go to ask Dimitri again.

He said no. Again. Why???!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

He's so evil. So so evil. So so so evil. So so so so evil. 

I got an idea! I can ask Lissa! I'll go right now to ask her.

She was kissing Pyro. I hate her too.

I would ask Adrian too but I think he's drunk so............... I won't ask him.

I will play games on my phone now because I'm really bored. I will tell you when I come back.

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy I cameeeeeeee. I'm so happy! NOT. You see, I was playing on my phone and then..............IT DIED! I'm soooooo sad!!!!

How ever.......I'm done with this!

Goodbye!!!!!!!!


...I don't think this is how diary should look like...

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