Alden's pet - The introductions

Buko Juice

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FICTION| Kathang isip
No proof-reading done, my apologies.

"Den, do you like blowjobs?"

He unintentionally pressed down on the breaks & the car screeched to a halt.

"Susmaryosep ka, whaaat?" Pointedly looking at her now.
"Wala lang, just a random question."
"Random question??? Seryoso ka??? Your randomness scares me."

She's looking straight ahead, avoiding his gaze. Still deep in thought. He continued driving.

"I read somewhere kasi na guys really love that, kaya I'm asking."

Alden cleared his throat, realizing she really wants to know. How on earth will I talk about blowjobs to Maine while driving?

"My fist & only experience was awkward to say the least. Sa kotse at pareho kaming takot na takot baka may makakita."

He gave Maine a tentative look, she's still deep in thought & frowning.

"Hey, don't worry about it. Pareho lang tayo limited ang experience. We can learn & discover it together." He wiggled his eyebrows at her making her laugh.

"Ayan, tumatawa na love ko." He pinched her cheek.

"Parang ang hirap nya kasi.."
"Aysus!" Alden quickly retorted when he realized she's not done talking about it.
"Alam mo, natatakot akong tanungin bakit alam mo mahirap."
"Ginoogle ko di ba, so syempre may videos!"
"Oh my lord"
"Ang arte mo, I'm just curious & you're the only person I can talk to about this. Can we at least talk about this objectively?"

Alden gave a deep and long sigh. Perfect! Kanina pa ako nag iisip ng patayan at mga nakakatakot na scenarios just so I wouldn't think about her luscious lips & what it does to my boner & now she wants to talk about blowjobs, OBJECTIVELY! Gusto ata akong patayin nito eh!

"It's not that I'm being a prude pero mukha talaga syang mahirap gawin. Dapat daw di maramdaman ang teeth, tapos dapat relax yung throat muscles, jusko may muscles pala ang throat?!" She continued incredulously.

Alden cleared his throat again, his collar feels tight all of a sudden. He's trying his best to keep the graphic picture of Maine's mouth doing things to him.

"Pano pag di mo nagustuhan, what if I'll never learn how to do it right? I will never make you happy." She worried.

"Love, everything about sex is instinctive. It's human nature so we really don't need to be experts to do it right. And you don't need to do it if you don't want to."

"Pero sabi sa study, guys really love it eh. It's part & parcel of lovemaking pero we never did it pa."

"Lintek naman gumawa ng study na yan! Baka naman ibang lahi yan, babe kaya ganon."

"Why ikaw ba ayaw mo non?" She's now looking at Alden curiously.

"Syempre, gusto. I mean, we will eventually do it, once you're ready. But no pressure. Stop worrying about it."

"Ni hindi ko pa nga nakita ng maayos si Thirdy how much more putting it inside my mouth?"

"Susmaryosep, Maine!!! Can we go back to being objective?"

"Sorry, umm so.. You don't feel incomplete naman na di natin ginagawa yon? Sorry di objective question ko."

"Is that what you're worried about? Baby, kahit titigan mo lang ako, solve na. Kahit kithes mo lang, heaven na!"

"Hmmp binobola mo naman ako eh!"

"No! Bat naman kita bobolahin, babe, I'm very patient, alam mo yan. We have a lifetime ahead of us to discover each & every body part."

"Talaga ba? Totoo yan ah? Kuntento ka talaga sa mga kaya ko lang gawin? Promise?"

"Oo nga, ang kulet eh!"

"From 1 to 10, gano mo kagusto ang blowjob, 10 being the highest?"

"8" came his quick reply

"Eeeehhh, tignan mo, gusto mo talaga sya, tama yung study eh!"

"Hala, syempre gusto ko pero nga di ko naman hinahanap tsaka I'm willing to wait."

"Hugs or kisses?"

"Anooooo? Ano na naman 'to?"

"Please indulge me, babe." She said sweetly, batting her lashes at him.

"Kisses"

"Eyes or mouth"

"Mouth"

"Lips or tongue"

"Both"
"Isa lang"

"Bat bawal both?"

"Basta isa lang kasi"

"Tongue"

"Suck or lick"

"Maryosep talagaaaaa!"

"Konti na lang, matatapos na!"

"Suck"

"See? Gusto mo talaga ayaw mo lang aminin!"

"Ano bang klaseng tanungan yan? Believe me, I am willing to wait. And can we please talk about something else now?"

"Why?"

"Since mahilig ka mag-research, Google mo blue balls." Maine laughed.

"That's what you're giving me, blue balls."

"Ngayon nga lang tayo nag Q&A, arte arte neto."

"Jusko naman mga tanong mo, itigil na natin 'to at pati si Thirdy eh purple na ang kulay sa sakal dito sa loob ng pantalon ko."

"Uy, patingin ng sakal, hahaha!"

"Ah talaga ah, mamaya ka sa kin."

"Antagal naman."

"Wag ako, Meng!"

"Patingin na rin ng purple, at ng blue balls, hahaha!"

"Your wish is my command, park muna tayo!"