America: "but do aliens believe in me..."
England: "I wonder how I can kill France with tea"
France: "wow I am so glad i met me, I mean wow holy shit"
Russia: "wow how fun would it be to kill someone right now, haha I love people :)"
China: "why do I have to be me, why cant I just be a panda peacefully gnawing on a bamboo stick, I mean seriously"
Italy: "wow I just really want some fucking pasta right now"
Germany: gay shit
Japan: probably hentai
Prussia: bird porn
Spain: angsty tomato fanfiction
Canada: "wow I can't believe admin is finally posting this"
*4th wall is broken*
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HETALIA TopCanons & Crack (+facts/more)
FanfictionInside this book you will find the usual Hetalia madness in a collection the best headcanons, crack, facts and more that are the 3 F's (funny/fluffy/feelsy) and will make you fangirl, LOL, facepalm, cry, facepalm again or all of the above. Each chap...
