WHO YOU GONNA CALL? China.

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America: I brought reinforcements.

France: You brought England?

America: Um... no, but I brought the next best thing.

[enters Russia]

Russia: Hi!

France: Russia? You brought Russia? The next best thing would have been China!

Russia: Normally I'd be offended, but he is freakishly strong.

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