Shit Storm

Exceptance

*Screeches loudly* except me!- Bean

Yes I did just refer to myself as bean.

Yes I did just put myself in my own story.

Yes this isn't the first time this has happened.

Yes hippo milk is pink.

Yes I am done with my math test, that's why I'm tip-typing (as my brother would say) this story.

I'm gonna stop saying yes now, because it's making me extremely uncomfortable.

My math test was surprisingly easy (everyone said it was going to be hard), but it turned out to be pretty easy. I mean I'm not a big math person (only have an A in the class currently), but I still get it and everything.

One thing I cannot stand about Math class is everyone, not everyone just a certain over homophobic person (who should go fuck a cactus *oh wait she can't it's "against Gods will"*), continues to ask questions about the stuff we learned 4 months ago.

(Before I forget shout out to katedressel for introducing the term "go fuck a cactus" to me. You're the real mvp)

But anyways, I wasn't aware that someone could hold that many questions, much less so many negative thoughts. If this doesn't stop now I will rant so might as well right?

Wyatt is currently pretending to be the teacher which is pissing Mr.Lansink off, which is totally hilarious. He just said "sit your ass down in that chair" to a kid and Mr.Lansink applauded him.

I don't get how silence is ample for test taking. I mean yeah some people can focus, but what about the people who can't focus in silence because then their own thoughts destroy them, and they just want to get a good grade but the silence is tearing them apart. Ha that's never happened to me. Ha Ha Ha.

I've also decided that we need a class on sarcasm and jokes, including a year long lesson of cheesy pickup lines, or as us Iowans call them "corny" pick up lines. Ha corn . Because Iowa is literally just corn. And pigs. And bitchy popular girls.

That's all for now folks

-Bean Supreme