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Cheesy Pickup Lines

I'm am far convinced that cheesy pick up lines are the best thing ever. Literally fight me if you don't like them.

They aren't practical at all, and nobody ever uses them, but honestly why use them on your bæ when you could use them on your best friends.

I've included many pickup lines below, most of which I have actually used on people so enjoy.

1. Do you like Harry Potter because I a'dumbledore you.
2. Are your parents a baker because you're a cutie pie.
3. Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. Your lips look lonely how about they meet mine.
5. I need a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling in love with you.
6. Did it hurt when you feel from heaven, or are angels immune to the effect? (In which you reply no but I scraped my knee crawling up from hell)
7. Did you sit in sugar, because that ass is sweet. (katedressel )
8. Out of 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
9. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber
10. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours
11. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
12. People who say Disney world is the happiest place on earth obviously have never been in the same room as you.

Those are just a few of my favs.

*insert smirks after all of them*

If you guys have any good ones, I will literally pay you to tell me them.

Alright well that's all.

-Bean Supreme