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Hello,

Are you tired of feeling small and being pushed around? Or being called names or put down?

Then join the "Kill Zev REBELING" today.
This powerful and growing force will put the end to the tyrant old man who cause people to feel small and sad.

Archie: he made me feel small and hopeless. *le cri* HI MOM!! :D

Tori: he made fun of me and my sister. ;-;

Dox: he beat me to the ground for defending Tori and eating brave!! ;-;

Brave: *in Dox's stomach* HE MADE ME WANT TO GET EATEN!!

These are victims of the evil old man. If you would like to support today, please call;

998-kill-Zev.

That's 998-kill-Zev
Again, 998-kill-Zev,
Or you can sign up today at:
Www.StopAndKillZev.com

Call today!

*music plays*

Killing Zev~ Today!

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A/N: Even if this is all fake-I'm laughing my head off so much right now 😂

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