Mateo: *slowly drifting in space barking a happy tone* (^~^)
*Suddenly a Alien space ship approaches the small K9.*
Dox: Uh, Dox?
Dox: Yeah?
Dox: There's an unidentified object approaching us.
Dox: Let me see.
*screen shows Mateo*
Mateo: *spots ship* (o.o)...
Dox: What is it?
Dox: Should we kill it?
Dox: No! It might be nice!
Dox: Are you kidding me!? I might kill us!!
Dox: Can we eat it?
Dox: Ew! We don't even know what it is!
Dox: Hold it! Hold it!... *stares at screen*
Dox: What should we do?....
Dox:...Bring it on board...
*suddenly a blue ray surrounds Mateo and he is pulled onto the ship*
Mateo:...(•,• )...( •,•)... *looks around to be surrounded by Dox's* (thinking): If I'm sarcastic here, I might not have a face left. *think of running for it but might get shot and kill so just lays down and stays quiet*
*suddenly all the Dox's move out the way and a small child approaches. He wore a long kings robe, a crown, and had a golden staff*
Dox's: ALL HAIL KING KONO-KUNA!!!
Kuna: hello! I think I've seen you before! Are you friends with Dox down on earth?
Mateo: yes?
Kuna: THEN WE CELEBRATE!!! You are now Dox's slave! WE CELEBRATE THE ARRIVAL OF DOX'S COMRADE AND SLAVE!!!
Dox's: *CHEERS*
Mateo: WAIT WHAT!?! ME!!??
Kuna: Yes. I am assigning you as Dox's slave. *turns and walks towards thrown* Now my Dox's, send this nut back to that trash planet earth. And keep an eye on him. *sits on thrown as Dox's forcefully drags away Mateo* And if you don't do as you are told, BAM!! Your face along with the rest of you will be wiped clean off the surface of the earth!
*Mateo is stuffed into a space pod*
Don't worry. We'll celebrate your arrival as well as you becoming Dox's slave and all, but you won't be staying for it. Have a nice trip home!
(^-^)/
Dox's: BYYYEEEEEE!!!!!
*pods door slams shut with Mateo inside*
Mateo: (o-e)....
*space pod blast off back to earth*
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Dox & Friends
الفكاهةEver wondered what goes on in that large group of friends of Dox? let's Find out! (Some or even many are based on true events)
