Coyote: *has a all you can try stand* *sitting there waiting for next person to walk by*.....
PG: *Peeking from behind a building*
'Alright! Those bottles of Mtn dew are all in the palm of my hands' *dark chuckle*
Coyote:.....*looks up at new customer* !?!?!?!?
PG: *wearing a blond wig, a pink frilly dress, jewel earrings, and Pink high heels* (geeez!) Ahem *girly voice* Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady? *begins twirling a piece of the blond hair*
Coyote: SURE! Do you know one??
PG:.......Care to give a free sample to an ugly lady??
Coyote: nnnnnooooo, ugly ladies have to pay.
PG:....*getting irritated*
Mike: *walks up in a orange dress with a brown wig and golden high heels*
(yowza! Those two in dresses?! Doesn't make a good combination!)
Mike: *in horrible girly voice* Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady?
Coyote: 😍 Sure! Anything for you madam! *hands sample*
Mike: *giggles*
PG: D:<
..........*steals all the Mtn bottles and takes off running* SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Coyote: H-HEY!!!!!!! *makes howl and whole pack arrives* *turns to Lecus* HE STOLE SAMPLES FROM ME!!!
Lecus: THAT THEIF!!! AFTER HIM!!!! *whole pack chases after him snarling and snapping*
PG: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*now is being chased by pack of wolves*
Mike: *leaning against table while snacking on more samples and watching the whole scene* HAHAHAHAHA!!!! He wanted to be beautiful, but he couldn't.
Doll: MIKE!?!?
Mike: *jumps up* !?!? DOLL!?!
Doll: *looks him up and down* ????
Mike: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!.....*holds out arms.....looks at dress* *slouches a bit* Okay, maybe it does, but-
Doll: *pulls his ear and walks back the other way*
Mike: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow ow..........
~in background~
PG: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*pack of wolves still chasing after him*
Dox:.....😑.....all I wanted was a sample.....*was standing there the whole time*
YOU ARE READING
Dox & Friends
HumorEver wondered what goes on in that large group of friends of Dox? let's Find out! (Some or even many are based on true events)
