Requested by @callmekennyyy
Kevin: Nah.
Token: Hm?
Kevin: Nah, gurl.
Token: ...what...?
Kevin: Yo, I don't like this ship bro. So zero.
Jimmy: Who are you?
Kevin: Kevin. Your main man Kev.
Tweek *whispers*: He's a clone...
Craig: He's not a clone, he's just an idiot.
Kevin: HEY!
Craig: What?
Kevin: Did you say something?
Craig: Um... Yeah-
Kevin: Shhhhhhhhhh.
Token: What's happening with him?
Clyde: He doesn't like it when people's first names start with the same letter, and they're shipped. Like, when they're squared.
Token: Why?
Clyde: It makes him think of math. It throws off the 'mystical feeling he gets when solving mathematical calculations' because it's adding a 'mundane force like love' into the equation.
Craig: So he doesn't like Kyle and Kenny together just because their names start with the same letter?
Clyde: Yeah.
Craig: That's...even more stupid than the things that you do, Clyde.
Clyde: I-
Token: Okay. Well. I like this ship, and I'll give it a ten
*Kevin hisses*
Craig: Yeah, I'll say ten too.
*Kevin curls up into a ball*
Jimmy: Keeping the fun t-t-t-t-train going, I'll give it an eleven!
Kevin: YOU MORTALS CANNOT SEE! YOU BELONG IN THE FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR WRONG DOINGS! YOU WILL MEET THE OLD LADIES THAT KNIT THE SOCKS OF DEATHHH!!!
*Kevin runs out yelling about math, love, Olympus and the Underworld*
Tweek: ...I don't...what...w-what was that?
Clyde: He...he read too much Percy Jackson.
Token: That explains it.
Clyde: Yeah... For his sake I'm going to say zero.
Tweek: Me too.
Craig: Ugh. Your kindness ruins the fun of torture.
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Team Craig Reacts To Ships + Answer Questions
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