Tweek: This one s-says my name! I'm shipped! Master has p-presented Tweek a ship. Tweek is f-free!
Token: Uh...no, Tweek isn't free.
Clyde: If anything, Tweek has just been locked up by iron chains.
Tweek: Why would y-you say that? I'm finally s-shipped!
Kevin: Tweek, read the second name.
Tweek: O-Okay. 'Tweek and...C...C...CARTMAN'?!?!
Craig: WHAT?! I-I mean...that sucks, dude.
Tweek: Why? I d-don't understand what I d-did wrong to deserve this.
Token: Don't worry Tweek. I know someone who would never let this happen.
Craig: Damn straight. I know someone, too.
Jimmy: Me t-t-t-too.
Token: Can we all just be in mutual agreement and not ship this one?
Tweek: What if I l-like it?
Kevin: ...what...?
Tweek: I was just j-joking.
Clyde: Don't joke about stuff like that Tweek. It's very serious.
Tweek: Okay, okay. I don't need a l-lecture.
Jimmy: No, really. Craig could have d-d-d-died.
Craig: I thought I told you to shut up.
Jimmy: Oh, did you?
Craig: Smart a-
Kevin: Zero.
Token: Zero.
Clyde: Zero!
Jimmy: Zero.
Tweek: Zero.
Craig: Come, on I love this one. You guys are such downers.
Token: Oh yeah, I'm sure this is your favourite. Out of all of the people Tweek could have been shipped with, I'm sure that Cartman is your favourite match for him.
Craig: Or maybe I'm messing things up. Nah, there's another jerk that I like better than him. I'll say zero.
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