Ash x Misty

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Token: For old times sake, right off the bat, I'm giving it a ten.
Clyde: Ash and Pikachu are better.
Craig: You've got to be kidding me. That can't be a thing.
Clyde: It is. How can you not ship it?
Craig: Just get out and go to hell already Clyde.
Clyde: Then I'll see ya there someday.
Tweek: I don't m-mind this. I prefer M-Misty and Brock t-though.
Token: A thought just occurred to me.
Craig: Uh huh?
Token: If I could make a Pokémon...then it would be able to instantly defeat any one of Cartman's Pokémon's in any battle. And the ability to have Nicole always be in a good mood...because when she's angry...she's scary. It would also give me relationship advice and help me to understand the secret of women. You know what I'd call it?
Craig: Every guys dream?
Token: Jinasaur.
Tweek: What a s-strange name. W-Why call it t-that?
Clyde: Because Token's a strange guy with a strange mind.
Token: Well yeah, but I just thought that it sounded funny.
Craig: Oh yeah, I'm laughing so hard right now. Can't even breathe.
*Craig flips Token off and Token rolls his eyes*
Tweek: I'll say six.
Craig: Eight, I don't care much.
Token: I think we already know that.
Clyde: Three.

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