To> Der Bear
Im irresistable
From> Der Bear
Youre right Bella, I want you to leave that bloodsucker Edward and come be with me, Jacob.
To> Der Bear
No, no Twilight. Bad, Twilight.
From> Der Bear
Twilight is bad?
To> Der Bear
Yes. Y?
From> Der Bear
Well I assumed since Scott loves it you would, so I borrowed- stole, really- the books from him.
To> Der Bear
NUH UH! Scotty hates Twilight!
From> Der Bear
He loves it. Has all the movies and the books and a Jacob cutout in his closet.
To> Der Bear
Do u usually acquaint urself w/ the contents of other mens closets, or r u so comfortable in the closet that u just wander in there unknowingly?
From> Der Bear
I was looking for Isaac, and Scotts room REEKS of him.
Like, all over everything. His clothes, his bed, his books, everything in his room smells of Isaac.
To> Der Bear
Becuz THEYRE IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE!
From> Der Bear
Obviously. See you tomorrow?
To> Der Bear
Obvi. Look foward to smashed Stiles.
From> Der Bear
Oh I am. Because drunken high schoolers, THATS a riot.
To> Der Bear
It is when its moi. Ttyl
From> Der Bear
Duh. Idiot.
To> Der Bear
Oh plz im the coolest idiot u kno
From> Der Bear
Youre pretty fly
From> Der Bear
...
For a white guy
To> Der Bear
Ahahahaha
HA!
Ur funny. And ur white 2 dipshit
From> Der Bear
But im a werewolf so my fly level is higher than yours
To> Der Bear
But im sexy
From> Der Ber
Im sexier
To> Der Bear
I noticed, mister never wears a shirt ever.
From> Der Bear
Yeah so sexy plus werewolf equals flyer than Stiles
To> Der Bear
But nerd plus sexy (but less sexy than Derek) plus sarcasm plus not a werewolf equals more than the average flyness for a white guy
From> Der Bear
I think you did your math wrong
To> Der Bear
Ur rite, I am sexier that u, I get xtra points 4 that
From> Der Bear
Well that and the fact that you forgot to add in the adhd and the energy drinks, and the not sleeping and Disney Princess movie obsession
To> Der Bear
ITS NOT JUST PRINCESSES OK
I LIKE ALL SORT OF DISNEY AND UNIVERSAL ANIMATED FILMS
From> Der Bear
Mhm. G'nite.
Rapunzel.
To> Der Bear
G'nite, Flynn Rider.
Or should I say
EUGENE FITZHERBERT?!
From> Der Bear
Why am I Flynn?!
To> Der Bear
Cuz I ship Jackunzel and u have the smolder thing
From> Der Bear
Then you are Pascal, and i'm Rapunzel
To> Der Bear
I can go 4 dat. Srsly, I have to go!! Dads trying 2 talk to me.
From> Der Bear
Oh shit, sorry. Talk to you tomorrow.
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Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)
FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
Stiles To Derek
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