Aot Crack Part one: Talent Show

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So here's a surprise, instead of letting Jean have the whole chapter to himself. I'm letting everyone write. Bye bye.
~Kathleen

Hello fans! Welcome to my chapter. Enjoy!
~Sasha

Jean: Wait a minute

Sasha: HELLO JEAN

Jean: How are you here?

Sasha: LOOK AT ME TYPE

Jean: Geez why are you screaming

Sasha: CAPS ON

Jean: :0
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AOT on crack...

Eren: Guys! Look the author let us all be a part of this

Sasha: we must make her proud!

Jean: You little shits leave!

Sasha: No cursing!

Connie: Yea

Jean: This is MY chapter, I wanted to do a lemon

Armin: *Eats lime* NO

Jean: Kathleen said I can write my own chapter

Eren: This can be settled only one way

Everyone: ??

Eren: a talent show

Jean: oh god
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Hangi: Hello everyone! I will be the host of AOT talent show! We have for our judges: LEVI, ANNIE, & ERWIN

Audience: *Claps*

Hangi: let's welcome our contestants, Eren, Connie, Jean, and Sasha. Whoever wins will write their own chapter! Let's begin with Eren!

Eren:*Walks on stage* Hi. Today I will sing.

Levi: Hurry up

Eren: *takes in deep breath* JEAGER! *sings AOT theme song*

Annie: *straight face*

Erwin: *makes musically*

Levi: wtf?

Eren: I'm done

Hangi: let's see what our judges think!

Annie: 3

Erwin: 7

Levi: 0 that sucked

Hangi: Score 10 out of 30 for Eren!

Audience: *claps*

Eren: NO ILL SING AGAIN

Armin: *drags Eren off stage*

Hangi: okay next we have Sasha

Sasha: I will be eating a potato in .3 seconds

Erwin: why am I here again?

Sasha: potato please! *claps*

Connie: *hands her pototato*

Sasha: *stares at potato with red glowing eyes*

Sasha: start clock *eats potato in .3 seconds*

Annie: *eyes widen*

Sasha: *coughs* I did it! *faints*

Hangi: *claps* amazing!

Levi: 2

Annie: 5

Erwin: *takes selfie* 8

Hangi: 15 out of 30 for Sasha! Next, Connie!

Connie: I will be juggling fire

Jean: BOO

Audience: *silent*

Connie: *lights sticks on fire, but struggles*

Connie: ALRIGHT AHH *throws sticks in air, one falls*

Erwin: Umm

Connie: *another stick falls and burns the last bit of his hair off.*

Levi: * puts out fire with broom*

Connie: *feels head*

Jean: AHHHAHAHA BALDIE

Hangi: ... Judges?

Levi: 1

Annie: 0

Erwin: *tries not to laugh* 10

Hangi: 11 out of 30 for Connie! Last, Jean!!

Jean: I will be reading a poem.
We are all like a ocean,
Pretty on the surface but deep down there is true beauty we need to see

Connie: BOO I saw that on tumblr!

Hangi: judges?

Levi: 0

Annie: 0

Erwin: 0

Hangi: well it's looks like-

*sexyback plays on stage*

Hangi: wait who's that?

*person walks on stage. It's Levi in cleaning outfit.*

Hangi: wasn't he just at the judges table?

Levi: *winks, pole dances.*

Hangi: AH

Eren: *stares and blushes*

Jean: :(

Sasha: *still fainted*

Levi:*twirls around pole- lands in split*

Levi: I win.

Hangi: well then shorty put on a show! It looks like Levi will decide on the next chapter...

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This is unedited! Sorry! I have no idea what I just wrote...

Jean: don't you mean me

Me: how'd you get here?

Levi: *flys into room* I get to write a chapter

Me: Ok this should be interesting

~Kathleen

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