I'm a Cyborg's Pet (girl X cyborg)

Chapter 75/Resistance/Inspection or Don't mess with love

"You think he would've done some training course or something. You know? like he's always very busy. Anyway I'm stupidly happy at the moment if I grinned anymore my head would fall off. What about you. What's the reading matter?" said Kayla sitting back looking at the three ring binder I brought with me.

"Well, a certain cyborg, who shall remain nameless, gave me his body's user guide. Actually,  the user guide for the non biological flesh bits. And I wanted to check a few things given my general lack of knowledge of boys bits, in that area . Given that you seem to be given Joe lessons, I wonder if you could confirm a couple of boy things for me" I asked.

"Sure go ahead" said Kayla.

"I understand, he's been upgraded, I just want to figure out what's normal and what's upgraded. It's going to be a bit tricky with the PG13 filter. Does Joe's you know, plumbing do that? " I said pointing at page 34 in the user guide. I turned the binder round and pushed it in front of Kayla. It was time for Kayla's eyes to light up.

"No Joe's body deafly can't do that." said Kayla her eyes expanding "OMG, it can do that ? like a hex bug?...Yes all men's plumbing do that... wow but not that! Or that? He can do that - when ever he likes? Thats normal but that as well ?"

"There is a detailed diagram on page 36" I pointed out "it has labels, is that good then?".

"If you expect to walk any time the week afterwards no." Kayla smiled

"What about this, I've got no idea what this does," I said pointing at section 3.

Kayla "wow this like having sex with a Transformer. Believe me, when he deploys that you're going to know what he's done. This is like Stephen Biesty's Cross-Section of girl heaven. It's like he has the entire the Goodvibes store in his pants. This is ridiculous I'm happy in love and even becoming totally jealous. Is that what I think it is?"

I took the book back and looked at it and nodded with a smirk.

"How long does this chapter go on for?" asked Kayla.

"40 pages but the one for the android body hits 100, not having to deal with fleshy bits they are able to get a whole lot more creative " I said.

"40 pages! kucff" Kayla said " you're so the luckiest girl alive. I have to stop there or die of jealousy overload. If I read another page I'll never be able to speak to you again and my brain may just melt. There just isn't enough time in the day to use all the stuff. Wipe that stupid smile off your face. "

'Wow' I thought 'no wonder that maintenance slave girl is for ever up a ladder changing light bulbs when he's passing just on the off chance'

"You better pray very hard he's got a beginners setting on that thing our your liable to truly and utterly void your warrantee on him." promise Kayla.

"If I come back next week unable to speak and limping you know what happened" I told her. "I'm thinking if they put that diagram on a leaflet and dropped it on areas of human resistance they really wouldn't have had to do any fighting to get people to surrender."

"Well it's no wonder Villeria wants to get into his cyber-pants." said Kayla.

"Don't spoil it. I don't want to think about the cyborgetts now. Like I have a real problem. It seems like he can't do much more than keep me hidden. I'm like his mistress for the moment, but he says he's working on it." I said.

"Do you love him?" said Kayla "not the fancy hardware, do you love him"

"Sure" I said. I loved him before I saw the user guide. The user guide was just icing. OK icing enough to cover a cake the size of the south pole, and give every child in the world a sugar rush the size of a ocean tsunami wave but it was still icing.