me trying to be...i have nothing. god, pathetic. hello. like me.

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***Hey friends, welcome to The Alpha is My Key

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Hey friends, welcome to The Alpha is My Key. My book is cool, no self promotion here. This is really just explaining my aesthetic.

tea drinker.
lazy.
avid Ian Harding fan.
sleeps in contacts.
freezing feet.
regularly loses pencils/everything.
lover of fuzzy socks.
Barnes and Noble platinum member.

I eat too much cake and struggle to make the daily 5,000 steps on my Fitbit

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I eat too much cake and struggle to make the daily 5,000 steps on my Fitbit. I hide in my bedroom all day, dreading real human interaction. If Wattpad ever became a class, you know I'll still be in my room, actually. I'm really lame.

Well, you learned about the creature I am, a girl in the middle of nowhere, jamming to Introducing Me

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Well, you learned about the creature I am, a girl in the middle of nowhere, jamming to Introducing Me. So, enjoy, hate, love, feel blandly about my story but move those corneas, I'm sure you have places to be. unlike me.

Read on! (Did I really just write that? What am I? 47? please pray for my future. it's as bright as an electric candle.)

i don't know you but if you laughed at one of my poor jokes, we will be best friends

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i don't know you but if you laughed at one of my poor jokes, we will be best friends. stay tuned.
-neary17

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