Percy Jackson Jokes

Dum dum dum

And the author raises from the dead . . .
After 3 million years . . .
I'm so sorry Percysicles . . .
Beat me all U want . . .
I was gone for like a few thousand years . . .
And I hav no excuse . . .
BUT U GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!!!
Sorry I had a few . . . Important issues.
Zeus wouldn't let me badmouth them too much.
But . . . He didn't make me swear on the Styx!
Actually, he did. But he said, not too much.
So, how much? Like . . .
Never mind.