Percy Jackson Jokes

Percy is a dumbass (no offence)

Percy: guys believe it or not I have definitely become smarter!
Annabeth: Oh really? Who was Benjamin Franklin?
Percy: *shuffles uneasily* umm . . . a guy who is probably not Zeus?
Leo: Finally Percy knows something!
Percy: Hey!
Annabeth: Okay what are Athena's Aegis? She has two.
Percy: Dammit . . .