Percy Jackson Jokes

Not your type

Nico: hey, um Percy, I'm having trouble with this Pegasus, could you tell it to, like, stop eating dung?
Percy: okay . . . What do I do?
Nico: you know, just tell it to -
Percy: perhaps that's not my business.
Nico: wha-
Percy: because I'm not your type
Nico: LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!