Kidnapped By Pierce The Veil? No Way.

He Has A Pole In His Pants. ☆～（ゝ。∂）

*Based Off Of Victor Zacarias's 'Funtime' Pole*

*Jaime's POV*

There was a midget standing in the doorway.

I'm not kidding.

And it was staring at me.

It was creepy.

It started walking towards me and I freaked out.

So I tried to run.

But I tripped.

Because I was fucking drunk.

I passed through the living room and I swear I saw Mike & Tony making out.

I think I'm seeing things.

Fuck. Anyways the midget caught up to me and she giggled.

Oh, so it's a girl.

She had something in her hands too.

I couldn't tell what it was, but it sort of looked like tape.

She giggled at my confused expression and pressed her index finger to her lips.

Telling me to be quiet I guess.

I blacked out after that.

When I woke up I was taped to a door.

I feel like that fucking midget had something to do with it.

I groaned.

I threw my head back and hit myself.

"Ow."

Then I started cursing.

A lot.

"Get me the fûck out!"

I struggled against the tape.

Fuck what did she use?

"Vic! Tony! Mike!"

"Oh My God, She's Such A Bitch."

I don't like a that Midget at all.

"Vicky Poo!"

I failed. They don't listen to me!

"Someone fucking help me."

I pushed once more against the tape and this time it snapped.

And I fell on my face.

My beautiful face.

"Ow!"

My feet were still tied together so I hopped down to the basement.

And there she was.

That fucking midget.

I'm not gonna lie, I was impressed. She's so short, how the fuck did she get me up there?

She was yelling at Vic.

About what...

Oh, I guess he kissed Jenny.

Awh.

He finally grew a pair and kissed her.

I ship it.

But she ships Kellic.

I used to, too.

Anyways, the midget.

She was standing there with her arms crossed.

She was hot, I'm not gonna lie.

But I was mad.

She taped me to a GODDAMN DOOR!!

I hopped into the room.

"Why the fuck did you tape me to a door?" I yelled out.

Andrea squealed.

I hopped over to Andrea, but I fell again.

I noticed that Vic was staring at me, amusement in his eyes. I ripped off the tape from my legs and stood up.

"Can I murder her?"

Vic looked over at Jenny, and Jenny nodded her head.

Wow, what a great friend.

"Go ahead."

I rushed over to Andrea and picked her up.

I threw her over my shoulder and she started hitting me with some tape.

"Let me go!!" She yelled in my ear.

God, her voice is more annoying than Jenny's.

Speaking of Jenny, she was still tied to a chair. Haha.

"No, you taped me to a door. You need to get punished." I told her.

"Punish me daddy." Was all she replied. Oh Gawd.

No.

Why?

"You're so going to get it now." I snarled.

"Viiiccccc...." I heard Jenny whine.

I guess they talked for a while. I only heard half of the conversation though...

"Let's get out?" Vic asked.

"Before they fuck?" Jenny asked.

"Yup."

"Let's go."

They walked out of the room, but not before Jenny yelled over her shoulder, "Don't forget to use a condom."

I dropped Andrea.

And she fell to the ground hitting her face.

"My beautiful face..." She whined.

Haha.

Same tho.

I could totally relate.

I stared at the midget.

She was pouting up at me and I burst out laughing.

A/N and that my friends is how a love starts :)