Woah Dont Kill Him(▼へ▼メ)

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"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING MELTED VAGINA!!" Vic looked away from me and stared at the little midget standing in the hallway.

I was still fangirdling about the kiss.

Hardcore.

I looked over at the midget just to see that it was my Bestfriend Andrea.

I should've known. (A/N Andrea wouldn't shut up while I was writing this. Blame her.)

"You- He- Jenny- God That Is So Weirdddd." She blurted out.

Vic looked back at me and raised his eyebrows.

"Her Vagina Melted?"

"It happens all the time." I nod my head.

Vic looks back at Andrea and purses her lips.

"How the hell did you get in here, little girl?" Andrea gives him the deathstare.

"First Of All, I'm not a little girl. I am 18." She flipped her hair over her shoulder. "And second, they're all drunk in the living room. I think Tony and Mike were making out. Well except for Jaime." She smiles.

I know that smile.

She like Jaime.

Fuck.

"And how did Jaime let you in here?" Andreas cheeks burned bright red and I saw her throw something behind her back.

"That's for me to know and for you guys to find out."

Just then we heard a thump.

Followed by an "ow."

We heard multiple thumps.

And cursing.

A lot of cursing.

"Get me the fuck out!"

"Vic! Tony! Mike!"

"Oh My God, She's Such A Bitch."

"Vicky Poo!"

"Someone fucking help me."

We heard another thump, louder this time and it sounded as if someone fell.

"Finally!"

Andrea stifled back a giggle and a moment later Jaime hopped into the room covered in Duct Tape.

Yes, duct tape.

What did Andrea do now?

"Why the fûck did you tape me to the goddamn door?!" He yelled at her.

Ha.

Hahahahahha.

She taped him to a door.

I have taught her well.

Jaime rips off the rest of the tape while wincing. Then he looks at Andrea.

"Can I murder her?"

Vic looks at me, and I laugh. Ha, more like she's going to murder him.

"Go ahead."

Jaime runs over to Andrea and picks her up, throwing her over his shoulders.

She hits him with tape multiple times.

"Let me go!"

"No, you taped me to the door! You're going to have to be punished."

"Punish me daddy." Jaime stops and stares at Andrea. She smiles at him and flicks him off.

"Oh, you're so going to get it now."

Damn, why am I thinking so wrong?

While all of this was happening, I was still tied to a chair.

And my butt cheeks were starting to hurt.

"Vic." I whined.

He looked over at me and his eyes held amusement.

"Let's get out?"

"Before they fuck?"

"Yup."

"Okay. Let's go." So we left the room.

"Be sure to use a condom!" I yelled out.

Andrea flicked me off and she was punching Jaime.

Awh.

Relationship Goals.

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