Mary had a little sheep.
The little sheep could not sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
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My dad told me this one. I sincerely apologize if anyone is offended by this poem. It is solely meant for comedic effect, and I mean nothing by it.
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