he's laying on my bed.
"wait. i have some ace pickup lines. can i try them out on you?"
"do i have a choice?" i probably don't.
"nope. roses are red. violets are blue. i like spaghetti. let's go fuck."
"get out of my house. jump out the window." i point and phil just laughs while sticking out his tongue.
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unknown number | phan
Fanfictionphil lester and friends thought it would be fun to text random numbers from the phone book. he never expected to make a brand new friend. *lowkey hate my writing in this but i think the sequel is a lil better*
