Miyagi the Proud,Old Pedophile

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Me:Go ahead,Hiroki!
    Hiroki:Miyagi,Truth or Dare?
Miyagi:Dare!
Hiroki:I was hoping you'd say that.I dare you to run around the whole school yelling,"I'm a proud,old pedophile!"
Miyagi:*cigar falls out of mouth*
Miyagi:*sighs*Okay....

School
Student:Hey guys!Come look!You ain't gonna believe what Miyagi-sensei is yelling while running down the halls!
Students:*run to halls*
Miyagi:*running*I'm a proud,old pedophile!"
Back
Miyagi:I think I lost my dignity....
Hiroki:Yeah,but you still got your pride as an 'old pedophile'.
Miyagi:...
All(minus Miyagi):*laughs*
Me:*passes out from laughing so hard*
Hiroki:Hmph.Dumb Author Yuki-san.Anyways,please comment,I guess.
The rest:Goodbye!*bows*

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