Chapter 1: =_________=+++

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Part 1

Maycee’s POV

“Incompetent, Incompetent, The sidewalk just needed a hug”

Napapaenglex tuloy ako ng wala sa oras dahil sa very kind na nilalang na toh. =______=+++

“If it need-ED a hug then why are you still hugging it”

Wow. Barado ako dun aa.

Hnde pede! isip isip.

TING! LIGHTBULB! HAHA!

“Well because I am that giving that even though..” (iniisip ko pa ung term ee)

Hindi na niya ako pinatapos magrason kasi nagsalita nan                aman siya

“Wow! How did you.. ohwait, let me translate it, baka hnde mo pa maintindihan ee.. Pano ka nakapasok sa unibersidad na to kung gnyan ka kab*b*?! Are you really studying in this university?!”

O.O

-_______-

Gravyyy! Siya na tlga ang pinaka mabait na nkilala ko.

“Ay hnde tlga ako nagaaral jan, nagtratrabaho, nagtratrabaho” I was being sarcastic

“Oh really? As a lunch lady or a janitress?”

Asar to aa. >.<

“Hmph!” Tumayo ako at naglakad na papuntang gate ng skul

Pero..

Narinig ko siya na nagsalita

“Menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining. It occurs on a regular basis in reproductive-age females of certain mammal species. Overt menstruation where there is bleeding from the uterus through the vagina is found primarily in humans and close evolutionary relatives such as chimpanzees. *smirk*”

Wait. Dbaa lalaki to? Meron nren pala ang mga lalaki. WAit ulit. Processing.. Processing..

>//< SHEEEEEMZ! Ngaun nga pla ako. Nkalimutan ko. Tumama nanaman Amnesia ko!

SHEEEMZ ULIT! NKAKAHIYA! Lalaki to ee and I’m a girl and and u know. ITS AKWARD!

“You don’t have to be ashame. It’s normal”

Normal?! Normal?! Normal ba ang makita ng lalaki na ang monthly period ng isang babae?! HA?!

“So, What will you do airhead?”

What did he just call me?! Kanina pa to aa.

Pero ano ngang gagawin ko.

“Meron kang napkin?”

Ewan ko kung bakit ko nasabi yan.  Malay mo meron. HAHA! Wow, nagagawa ko pang magjoke inthis kind of situation aa.

“Are you trying to make me laugh? Oh wait, Your serious?”

Tumalikod nlng ako at papunta na sa ewan ko kung saan.

“You can buy a napkin or You can use a tissue instead of a napkin if you have one”

Onga nuh! Aish! Bakit hnde ko naisip un? Kababae kong tao hnde ko un alm. Yan ang napapala ko sa  aking mga so called friends.

“Tssss. So, I’ll go ahead, ayt?”

Biglang bumait aa! Pano un? Sinaiban ng isang Maycee? HAHA! Ybang lng ee

Linagpasan na niya ako at papunta na sa gate

“Don’t forget to remove the stain from your skirt!”—sigaw niya ng malayo-layo na siya.

“Opo boss!”—me

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