Why do girls always say he smells good, the guy probably has never showered since he was 13 so, he's gonna reek, his hairs gonna be really greasy, and he's just gonna be really gross, I mean the guy also gets covered in blood all the time
He probably smells disgusting, not an earthy, woodsy, sexy smell!
The guy probably doesn't know what the fuck deodorant is!
He did kinda run away before puberty or whatever
HE WAS A BABEH HE CANT HELP IT
I'm not really able to go on much more other than
Just pause before you have your character kiss him or hug him because he hasn't brushed those Nasty teeth, changed his socks, hasn't had a shower and standing in the rain won't count!
So just remember that Jeff would be a nasty, grease monkey.
Ew
Also is that a cute picture or a stupid one? It's obviously not realistic but eh
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How to not suck at jeff the killer fanfictions
FanfictionUsually he goes in for the kill then realises he's in love with some bitch he doesn't even know. No Let's not, follow me on a fucking magical adventure as I show you how to not suck Warning: I say fuck a lot. I'm also an asshole
