Usually you wake up in the middle of the night, feeling cold huh? Your windows open, without thinking you close it. Then bam
"GO. TO. SLEEP."
Yeah yeah we have all heard that one, let me guess
Then he can't kill you because he finds your beauty over-fucking-powerful
First off no. He's a crazed killer who probably killed many beautiful women in this world
So honeybun, you aren't the most beautiful thing on this planet, that hasn't been found yet
So keep it more simple!
Like you ran out into public and he disappears.
But shows up later, and you Bargain for your life
Some different Shit like that you know?
Get creative, not cliche fuckers
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How to not suck at jeff the killer fanfictions
Fan fikciaUsually he goes in for the kill then realises he's in love with some bitch he doesn't even know. No Let's not, follow me on a fucking magical adventure as I show you how to not suck Warning: I say fuck a lot. I'm also an asshole
