I'm a Cyborg's Pet (girl X cyborg)

Wattpad DVD Extras:Interview with Lady Villeria & Writers

A/N This isn't part of the book. It's a special extra only for Wattpad our readers. Look for more interviews in future updates ( but this one will be over written). This is being released early to celebrate Cyborg's Pet reaching #1 in SciFi Hot 100. 

This chapter reflects real dialog from real events ( as far as anything happening on Wattpad is real) and we have endeavored to preserve the original confusion and texture of the text. Any inconsistencies and poor grammar should be attributed to panic rather than poor copy editing ( which happens the rest of the time).

Wednesday 14th October 2015  AKA The Solar Flare incident. 

Set of room 404

"Do you know where RK is?" said #DEC impatient to get on with the interview and switching the word processor on early. She wanted to begin the interview precisely on time.

"I don't know he's been running around doing something with this Russian guy" said Reb.

"While we are waiting I just wanted to ask you. What was the deal with the whole L'Oréal announcement in chapter 53. I've been quite enjoying the stuff the extra radiation shielding of it gives me a nice warm non glow. What's the story behind it?" asked #DEC warming.

"Oh that was RK. L'Oréal rejected him the whole 'we are surprised any people fall for it' was a direct quote from the head of marketing during the phone call where they poured cold water on the whole product placement in a book thing. Like other lot said to him last time, the problem is that girls who read books don't buy enough make up. I told him he should aim for something they actually do use" said Reb.

"What like more books?" said Villeria.

"I said that to RK but he feels if you start having books within books the whole thing becomes a recursive nightmare. I think he had a bad experience while watching Inception" said Reb.

"How about Emo music? or Coffee?" said Villeria.

"Are you stereo typing our readers? If you are I'll get a robot to come an punch you" said Reb.

"There are no robots on set. They are all doing some team building exercise and going to the zoo." said Villeria.

"You bad mouth another reader and I can write one now, a nasty one which has hideous claws, and long black talons sharp enough to shave a pig with. One that doesn't speak in portal quotes but has had an unspeakably nightmarish bad experience with cyborg's which means it is has a insatiable desire to seek horrible bloody revenge on your kind. Haven't you heard the Seattle resistance only whispers the name softly in the daylight hours the one they call the Shadow Death?" said Reb.

"Oh I see where I get my supposed evil streak from" said Villeria.

"Any one got a pen?" said Reb looking around.

"You wouldn't kill a secondary character in your novel. You wouldn't, Miss Purple hair because you don't have the guts and your hiding behind a promise. Face it you're not dangerous enough to kill a character you need again. What would Rockwood do on his elaborately set up holiday in Mexico?" said Villeria.

"Like Kayla says character death it's an occupational risk. Rockwood doesn't have to reach Mexico. We both know dark forces are afoot stalking his every move. Oh and RK signed that pledge but I didn't and he's hopping mad, he wants to kill someone. He keeps complaining the male readership of this book is at 13% You think he introduced 1945 because he wanted to improve ethic diversity? He desperately needs a red shirt to make the situation look serious." said Reb seriously.

"Poor guy" said #DEC.

"Well when you put it like that, I would like to reiterate my long standing appreciation of both you and the books loyal and incredibly witty followers." said Villeria elegantly trying not to show terror before of an author. Like all characters she knew you should never show an author fear. Nothing would make an author pounce on a character more than the slightest hint of weakness.