Episode 10: Nehnique vs. The Class Prefect Election
The teacher announced:
Teacher: "We will be voting for new class prefects today."
Immediately, Nehnique jumped up like she'd been waiting her whole life.
Nehnique: "Yes! Finally, my time has come. Vote for me, and you will never regret it!"
She grabbed the chalkboard like it was her campaign billboard.
Nehnique's Manifesto:
Free meat every Wednesday.
No homework on Fridays.
Extra break time for anybody with fine handwriting.
NEPA will be forced to bring light during prep.
Mathematics will be canceled permanently.
The class went wild, cheering like she was running for president.
One boy raised his hand.
Boy: "But where will the free meat come from?"
Nehnique (smiling): "From my father's invisible cow."
Another girl shouted:
Girl: "How will you cancel Mathematics?"
Nehnique: "Simple. I will block the Maths teacher on WhatsApp."
The class laughed until they cried.
When it was time to vote, everybody rushed to put her name on the ballot, just for fun. She didn't win—the teacher refused to accept her "manifesto of lies."
But still, she stood tall at the front of the class.
Nehnique: "I may not be your prefect... but I am your destiny leader!"
From that day, she earned a new nickname: Her Excellency, Madam Manifesto.
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
Operation trouble unlimited
FantasíaEvery family has that one person who can turn ordinary life into drama. In my family, that person is Nehnique. If you ask her to buy bread, she will return with puff-puff and a long story about how the bread seller chased her with a broom. If you se...
