Episode 9: Nehnique vs. The Phone Call Scammer
One hot afternoon, Nehnique's phone buzzed. Unknown number. She picked.
Scammer: "Good afternoon, madam. I am calling from your bank. Your account has been blocked. Send me your PIN now."
Nehnique's eyes lit up.
Nehnique (smiling): "Ah, thank you for calling! I've been waiting for you people."
Scammer (confused): "Ehn... you've been waiting?"
Nehnique: "Yes! Please, before I give you my PIN, can I also give you my BVN, my shoe size, and my blood group?"
The scammer paused.
Scammer: "No, no, just your PIN!"
Nehnique: "Okay, my PIN is 1-2-3... wait! Are you writing it down properly? I don't want you to make mistake."
Scammer (excited): "Yes, yes, continue!"
Nehnique: "...4. Congratulations! You've just won yourself free subscription to my daily prayer chain. I will now be praying for you every 5am."
The scammer stammered.
Scammer: "No! I don't want prayers!"
Nehnique (shouting in tongues): "Rakatakataka! Receive holy ghost fire! 🔥"
The man hung up immediately.
Five minutes later, the scammer called back—this time with a different voice.
Scammer 2.0: "Hello madam, this is another bank. Give me your PIN."
Nehnique: "Ah, you again? Wait, let me transfer small offering to you."
She started singing loudly into the phone:
🎶 "Send down fire, Holy Ghost fire!" 🎶
The scammer screamed and hung up for good.
That day, Nehnique proudly announced to the family:
Nehnique: "I didn't just waste a scammer's time—I delivered his soul!"
From then on, she became known as The Scammer Slayer of WhatsApp.
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
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