A duck walks into a bar. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" Then the bartender says, "Sorry I cannot help you with that."Then the duck leaves. Then the next day the duck comes back. "Got any grapes?" "No, and if you ask that again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!" The duck comes back again. "Got Any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...