Joke #2 : Got Any Grapes?

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" Then the bartender says, "Sorry I cannot help you with that."Then the duck leaves. Then the next day the duck comes back. "Got any grapes?" "No, and if you ask that again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!" The duck comes back again. "Got Any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"

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