A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
