Joke #24 : Camping Trip

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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is leaving, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friend are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the canonical ite only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and supper cooking over the fire. "Dang man, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had handcuffs and ropes and the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.

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