[Pretentious crap will follow.]

✿ I'm a good noodle, I swear.
✿ My age is somewhere between 10 and 59.
✿ I live somewhere in the United States.
✿ When I sleep, my body vaguely resembles the shape of a butterbean.
✿ I hate butterbeans.
✿ I believe in many things. Like, at least 9 things.
✿ For example, I believe pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon.
✿ Jack Eyers is mine. Forever.
✿ I think HowToBasic is probably really attractive.
✿ My Chemistry teacher thinks I'm afraid of liquid nitrogen.
✿ I am.
✿ Who the fuCK INVITED BUGS!!! WHO!!!
✿ Sequels are for suckers.
✿ Life got you down in the dumps? Drink bleach.
✿ High school is the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.
✿ Roman Reigns is a cutie.
✿ Good grammar is (:
✿ Black lives matter.
✿ But pro-black does not mean anti-white.
✿ Why strive for greatness and fail when you can strive for mediocrity and achieve it?
✿ Makeup is good. No makeup is also good.
✿ I accept others as long as they do the same.
✿ Make your eyeliner sharp enough to make white boys nervous.
✿ I will fall in love with people who are nice to me.
✿ A fraction of a religion does not define the entire religion and the actions of one group do not define one billion people.

You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.

The Official Process of Writing:
1) Write.
2) Rewrite.
3) Bang head against the wall.
4) Edit.
5) Re-edit.
6) Publish and hope for the best.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick.
If Jack's so nimble
And Jack's so quick,
Why is he in the hospital
With a lil burnt dick?

Hakuna my tatas.
Just kidding, please don't.
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  • JoinedMay 8, 2013



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