A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realize both of their wedding anniversaries are the next day. The poor man asks, "What did you get your wife for your wedding anniversary?" The rich man says, "I got her a pink ferrari and a diamond ring." The poor man asks, "What made you choose those gifts?" The rich man says, "She fast cars and I wasn't sure about the ring, so if she doesn't like it, she can take it back in her new car." The poor man nods in understanding. The rich man asks, "What did you get your wife?" The poor man replies, "I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks, "Why did you choose those gifts?" The poor man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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The Joke Book
随机Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
