A FEW officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The ranchers says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me." Reaching into his back pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land. No questions asked or given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge. Show him your badge!"
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
