A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3,9 and 12, he asks which one the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down at dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and say, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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The Joke Book
Ngẫu nhiênAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
