Stand By Me
- Ace is a man whore
- Apparently no one likes Charlie or Billy
Eh
- The only descriptive word in the story is "Faggot."
"His faggot hair looked great with his faggot, red, shirt."
"Hey, faggot! Eyeball yelled to the bunny as he chased it."
- The only place in the town is Irbys
No grocery stores, no animal shelter, nope, none.
Corey Haim
- He's always a two timer or playa!!!!!!!
- Corey is never shy and cute like he actually was.
"Corey yelled at me then called me a bitch while kicking my cat."
Whoa nelly.
-Corey can never just lightly kiss, it's always roughly because he's macho man af.
All Stories
-The girl always hates the bad boy then starts to date him in the next 2 chapters.
- The girl always has money to spare.
I sense something illegal going on here
-There's always some kind of fighting going on.
-The girl is 13, has 3 children, a drivers license, her own house, and doesn't go to school.
This isn't the Kardashian world.
-Madison is insecure about herself but is played by a model.
-Madison overly optimistic or super depressed, there's no inbetween.
Fuck you world.
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v short chapter sorry
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Dumb 80s Fanfic Moments
FanfictionPointing out all the clichés of 80s fanfics, and making fun of them. I don't mean to offend anyone The very first and official Dumb 80s Fanfic Moments published on July 17 2015
