Dumb 80s Fanfic Moments

80s imagines/ Preferences (mostly the outsiders)

-They all have the same preferences.

"How he kisses you."

"He asks you out."

"How he murders your family."

"How he has sex with your stuffed animal."

-Most of them are of the outsiders.

-The imagines are super short.

as short as your dick

-The imagines have the girl get beat up then the boy comforts her then they kiss.

just typing that made me wanna fork out my eyes.

-If it's a preference for clothing that the author makes off of polyvore, he/she has no sense of style. (example in media.)

"What he buys you:
•Were all mad here tee
•Grandma skirt
•Dc shoes
•Minions phone case
•Diamond Co turquoise hat
•Red lips purse
•and Eye Of The Tiger rainbow sequin green jacket <3 <3"

Gag me w/ a spoon

-The author gets way too personal with one shots.

"He thrusted into me again and again, when suddenly I felt like I had to pee."

Um

-The "Where you met" crap ones are always at the same place.

"Dally: in front of the Curtis hotel.
Soda: In his and ponyboy's room.
Pony: On his couch.
Two-bit: In the Curtis hotel, check in desk.
Darry: As he was telling you that you could stay at his house forever because you ran from your abusive parents and he doesn't question it
Steve- When he was eating chocolate cake at the Curtis household.

But Johnny's is ALWAYS at the lot.

-"Nicknames for each other."
*Two bits is always Minnie and Mickey*

- Johnny is never included in one shots because the author write about him "being too sweet and cute to have sex"

no, I want to read about him fucking me

I can't believe I just wrote that.

-"His favorite thing about you.
•Dally- How you have sex with him 24/7
•Johnny- How you stay in the lot with him all the time
•Pony- how you're overly fascinated with sunsets
•Darry- How you build things and cook.
•Steve- your chocolate cake brown eyes.
•Two bit- your love for Mickey Mouse.
•Soda- How you work on cars.