Dumb 80s Fanfic Moments

pregnancy

-Madison has sex with ponyboy, buck, randy, dally and the store clerk from the movie, but she knows exactly who the father is, without a test or anything

- 2 minutes after sex, she has morning sickness.

- "I think it's coming!!!" I devil shouted to Steve.

Yet, no water broke what so ever.

- Madison starts showing her baby bump the next day.

- The author never puts cute things in there.

Like, it would be fREAKING ADORABLE TO SAY
"I lay on the bed, thinking about who knows what, when Corey came in the room.

He gently laid next to me, and smiled. Then, he looked down to my stomach, and slightly rubbed it. I stared at him for a few seconds, when he leaned down and kissed my bump."

That would be so cute but NOO

the author is always like

""Corey, I'm pregnant." I told him.

"Okay, let's live together, and drop outta school.""

or it's all like

"Corey, I-in pregnant." I told him, nervously.

"It's not my baby.""

wtf step up your game Corey.

- the girl is an 11 year old who's pregnant and no one cares.

"Mommy, Dada, I'm preggy." I started to cry.

"Real? THATS FUCKING GREAT!" Mom shouted.

my dad would smack me w a bible and my parents would prolly disown me and make me live w my dog

actually, I don't have a dog

-Madison is pregnant, but is also cautious about her weight.

Hun, if I were pregnant, I would eat 24/7 because my stomach is gonna be big anyways so there's nothing to worry about.

- *Madison falls down a 76 story flight of stairs but the baby is still alive.*

- no one judges her for being an eleven year old parent

please.

stop.

-when Madison tells Will that she's preggo, they don't have any problems, relationship wise, financial wise, future wise, nothing. They just move in with each other in her moms attic.

- no condoms are ever used to prevent any pregnancy

oh wait, why would an eleven year old have a condom?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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short chapter haha

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