At BPD-In the Bullpen
Maura: His car's gone. Nobody's seen him for a day and a half. If I'm Scott, where do I put my bug-out shelter?
Jane walks in.
Jane: The dirt sample we found in Scott's garage is not consistent with the soil on his property.
Maura: So he tracked it in his tire treads from somewhere else.
Jane: It would appear so. Though, not necessarily the same location as the bug-out shelter. But I don't want to make any assumptions.
Maura: What'd you find?
Jane: A significant concentration of mountain spleen wort pollen.
Maura: Excuse me?
Jane: A little fern. It originated in the Appalachian region, and then it extended to Western Massachusetts.
Maura: Frost?
Frost: Yeah?
Maura: Can you search county clerk database anywhere west of Springfield to see if there's any property linked to Scott?
Frost: Sure.
He gets on the laptop.
Maura: Hey. It's bug out.
Jane: Bug out.
Maura: It's stupid no matter how you pronounce it.
Frost: Got something. Looks like a couple acres in Southwick. Uh, property deed for Hubert Hines, seized in two thousand eight.
Maura: I'll bet we know who inherited that land. That would be a perfect place to build a cabin for the end of the world.
They get up and leave.
Jane: Bug...out. Bug out. Bug...out. Bug out.
She walks out.
At the Cabin
Korsak: We're in the right place.
Frost: I don't see the cabin.
Maura: There's not gonna be a cabin.
He wouldn't leave himself open to be spotted by black helicopters or whatever else it is he thinks is following him.Korsak: Underground.
Frost: I'm guessing this guy went down deep.
Maura: Well, everybody's got to breathe. Hey. Hey. Does that tree stump look a little too perfect to you?
They point to it. They walk to it and a SWAT Member lifts the tree stump. He tells another SWAT Member to put a can of gas down it. He does
Frost: How long does it-
He pops out of the ground.
Maura: There!
(Dogs barking)
(He's Coughing)Maura: Welcome to doomsday, buddy.
(Coughing continues)
At BPD
Korsak walks up
Korsak: Anarchist's wife came by.
Maura: Which anarchist? Robot rebellion?
Korsak: No. Diamonds are forever.
Maura: Ah. How is she?
Korsak: Came to thank us. Says her husband's gonna make her those earrings after all.
Maura: Our work here is done.
(Chuckles)
Maura: Am I the only one struck by the irony of the people obsessed with survival are picking each other off like flies?
Frost: This is an isolated incident.
Maura: You're still defending them?
Frost: I'm just saying. We could all be a little bit more prepared in case of emergency Which is why.
Maura: Mnh-mnh.
Frost: I put these together. One for everybody. Korsak.
Korsak: Thanks.
Frost: Maura. Go ahead. Open them up.
Maura: Uh, okay.
Frost: Better than dry leaves.
Maura: Antibacterial...Beef Stew Emeril--gross.
Frost: And there's a couple of personalized items for both of you.
Maura: Freeze-dried ice cream. Okay, now, this I can use.
Korsak: "Likewise." He holds up two tiny bottles of liquor.
Maura: We are officially prepared for the end of the world.
Frost: You're eating it now?
Maura: You never know.
Frost sighs.
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Relationships and Secrets
FanfictionJane Rizzoli and Maura Isles are both 17 and in their 2nd semester of their senior year. They went into foster care at 7, after they were in a plane crash going on a summer vacation & watched their parents die. They got emancipated at 16. They own t...