"You must be a keyboard because you're just my type"
"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling"
"You know what's beautiful? Read the first word ;)"
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute"
"There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t "
"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you"
"Are you from Jamaica? Because you're Jamaican me crazy"
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber"
"You're feeling sick? Maybe you're lacking a Vitamin Me"
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple"
"We should go get some coffee. I like you a latte"
"Is your face from McDonalds? because I'm lovin' it"
"Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey"
"I'm not organ donor, but I'll gladly give you my heart ;)"
"Are you an alien? Because there's nothing like you on this Earth"
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RandomJust a random collection of cheesy jokes, heart to hearts, and quotes... Hope you enjoy! :)