It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy xD

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"You must be a keyboard because you're just my type"

"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling"

"You know what's beautiful? Read the first word ;)"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute"

"There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t "

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you"

"Are you from Jamaica? Because you're Jamaican me crazy"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber"

"You're feeling sick? Maybe you're lacking a Vitamin Me"

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple"

"We should go get some coffee. I like you a latte"

"Is your face from McDonalds? because I'm lovin' it"

"Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey"

"I'm not organ donor, but I'll gladly give you my heart ;)"

"Are you an alien? Because there's nothing like you on this Earth"


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