Cursed Groupchat [Book 2]

Many Twists

Silver:
> okay everyone
> I'd like to clear out that the royalty theory is kind of right
> also I have returned home lol

Fleetway:
> so?? Explain!

Silver:
> his dad's part of the family is actually royalty
> he left his royal status to marry his mom!
> and that's about it
> so technicallyyy daddy's still a prince

Scourge:
> OH MY GOD IT'S TRRUUUEEEE
> BABE YOU WERE RIGHT

Fleetway:
> AHAHA MY THEORY IS TRUE BITCHES

Rouge:
> so like
> half prince half commoner

Infinite:
> pfft commoner

Knuckles:
> there's too much info going on today
> wtf dude

Shadow:
> I have also returned after having my private talk with my bf
> and Meph how dare you never told me

Mephiles:
> it's not worth telling imo
> I'm still not a prince
> my dad threw away his royalty so yeah

Amy:
> BUT THAT'S SO COOL
> YOU USED TO LIVE IN A CASTLE THEN HUH

Mephiles:
> used to and it was so long ago
> not my cup of tea
> the distance from my bedroom to the kitchen was waaayy too far 💀

Sonic:
> can I just say I'm shocked that not only did I fucked a prince but I also fucked an alien

Silver:
> dw Sonic I fucked a demon prince

Sonic:
> YEAH BUT
> ALIEN

Gadget:
> can Shadow switch to alien form
> like Meph when he's pissed

Shadow:
> unfortunately no
> even if I could I literally don't know how
> bc I have no one to teach me 🧍‍♂️

Scourge:
> now tentacle dick I can imagine
> alien dick tho??
> never seen one

Sonic:
> SSSTTTOOOPPPPP

Rouge:
> wait till you see a 4 headed dick

Scourge:
> A WHAT

Knuckles:
> ROUGE SSSHHHHH

Amy:
> aw hell no
> no get these dicks away from the chat 💀

Scourge:
> DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW ROUGE EATIN GOOD

Rouge:
> right?? 😏✨️

Blaze:
> wait what
> Meph's only half royalty?

Fleetway:
> yes so my theory is half right

Blaze:
> omg bestie kinda like me ngl

Knuckles:
> OH NOW WHAT
> YOU ROYALTY TOO???
> WHO HERE IS SECRETLY A GOD

Amy:
> Blaze
> don't start
> wtf is going on today

Mephiles:
> wait you're srs?

Blaze:
> yep
> my mom used to be a queen
> at Sol Kingdom if y'all know
> but she left her responsibilities and let her sister (my aunt) took over instead
> so now I'm here

Amy:
> PRINCSE
> PEINRNE
> RRHGSGaAAAAAA

Rouge:
> oh gosh a fiery princess? 😳

Blaze:
> welll sort of

Fleetway:
> OH MY GOD YOU DROP THAT INFO LIKE GIVING OUT CANDIES WTF
> SO SUDDEN AND SO BLUNT

Mephiles:
> finally someone to relate to

Blaze:
> 🫰

Knuckles:
> okay if anybody else in the gc have some grand secret this is the right time to spill
> cmon now anyone else??

Scourge:
> YOU HAD YOUR GRAND SECRET
> WTF IS A 4 HEADED DICK

Knuckles:
> that ain't grand

Scourge:
> YES IT IS

Sonic:
> that's why Blaze and Meph almost seems like the two normal ones here

Shadow:
> HA
> Meph is not normal

Blaze:
> and I'm just too tired to care 💀

Amy:
> PRINCESSSSSSSS

Blaze:
> Amy dear calm down

Amy:
> I KISSED A PRINCESSSSSSS
> JSKISNEKSIDJD

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Regarding Sonic, I will not be writing him as a royalty just bc I don't want to loll