Cursed Groupchat [Book 2]

Pregante

Scourge:
> I'm pregnant

Sonic:
> IT'S 9 IN THE MORNING WDYM YOU'RE PREG

Rouge:
> wait nuh uh
> you can't be pregnant before me
> wait your turn green boy

Gadget:
> what does bro mean
> WHAT DOES BRO MEAN

Shadow:
> pregnant Scourge real?

Fleetway:
> GUYS HE JUST HAVE A STOMACH ACHE LMAO
> he's been complaining and said it sucks like he's pregnant 😭

Scourge:
> nuh uh
> maybe I am pregnant
> fuckin hell

Amy:
> okay so take some meds tf

Silver:
> NOO YOU CAN'T BE PREGAT

Infinite:
> pregat 🧍‍♂️

Sonic:
> yeah Scourge that's Silver's dream not urs

Fleetway:
> guys pls don't fuel him he's also on a fever

Mephiles:
> damn how is he that ill

Fleetway:
> idk but we're going to the doctor soon

Shadow:
> but what if he IS pregnant

Infinite:
> that's hot

Fleetway:
> HEY

Knuckles:
> try punching his stomach

Rouge:
> YO BABE CHILL OMG

Knuckles:
> if it ain't there he's not pregnant

Sonic:
> WHAT KIND OF ABSURD PREGAT TEST IS THAT

Blaze:
> Rouge you're fucked

Rouge:
> ain't no way I'm letting him punch me 💀

Shadow:
> BUT WHAT IF SCOURGE IS PREGNANT FR

Sonic:
> HONEY SHUT UP

Scourge:
> I am
> maybe

Silver:
> oh man 😭

Fleetway:
> no he's not
> stop making him delusional 💀

Amy:
> he's so delulu just like me fr

Gadget:
> omg delulu 😭

Scourge:
> I will vomit on the bed

Fleetway:
> I'MCOMING UPSTAIRS DON'T VMOTI

Shadow:
> mm yep clear symptoms of pregnant

Mephiles:
> what is he cursed or something
> there's no way he's fr

Infinite:
> will this unlock the secret that he's actually herm???

Blaze:
> if that's the case he should've been pregnant a long time ago
> do you guys forget that they fuck every single day

Rouge:
> why are we even trying to solve this
> this is stupid

Infinite:
> someone's jealous that someone got pregnant before her

Rouge:
> SSHHHHSSHHSHSHS

Knuckles:
> 🧍‍♂️

Shadow:
> now I'm imagining pregnant Sonic

Sonic:
> me no have pussy
> and I already have Tails

Knuckles:
> he's not your kid bro

Sonic:
> feels like it 🥺

Shadow:
> does this kid have parents
> if not let's adopt him

Sonic:
> WHAT

Amy:
> ADOPTION IN MY GC???

Knuckles:
> he lives with his aunt
> his parents died a long time ago

Shadow:
> get ready to be a parent Sonic

Sonic:
> WAIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS
> WHAT

Blaze:
> oh my gosh he's adopting 😭😭

Silver:
> aww you're gonna be a dad 🥹

Knuckles:
> ah now there's one reason to visit you

Amy:
> UPDATE US ON THE PROCESS
> I WANNA CELEBRATE TAILS HAVING NEW PARENTS

Shadow:
> gonna make my wife happy

Infinite:
> 🤨

Fleetway:
> guys
> Scourge threw up on bed

Mephiles:
> lmao he's not kidding

Fleetway:
> aight we're gonna clean up and I'm taking him to see a doctor immediately 🧍‍♂️

Silver:
> I hope he's pregnant fr

Fleetway:
> HE'S NOT
> STOP