Platinum: Don't take this out of context. The Shiny Sirfetch'd was the best I could find to match the chocobo; a bird with the feathers of a Shiny Torchic, the beak of a Pidgey, and the size of an Espartha, an ostentatious ostrich from Paldea with a bowl cut. *Creda giggles* Thank you. Who's on the current roster?
Creda: We got Cloud.
Platinum: He'll take the Shiny Sirfetch'd, as a companion, not an alternate form. My niblings said he's been through a lot. Wait, are we talking Cloud from "Super Smash Bros" or Cloud from "Final Fantasy?" They have at least ten Pokémon fighters in Smash. Ten!
Creda: The latter. What do you think of Tifa Lockhart and Aerith Gainsborough?
Platinum: Lilligants for both, Aerith takes the Unovan, Tifa gets the Hisuian, she's more agile.
Creda: Barret?
Platinum: Either Golurk or Throh. He's got brute strength and an ancient feel.
Creda: Red XIII?
Platinum: Torracat. Have you seen his fur? The flame on his tail give off Charmeleon vibes.
Creda: Cait Sith?
Platinum: Alolan Meowth, although he's more goofy than snobbish.
Creda: How about the Turks; Reno, Rude, and Elena?
Platinum: Scrafty, Sawk, and Froslass.
Creda: Yuffie?
Platinum: Greninja.
Creda: Sephiroth?
Platinum: Regular Sirfetch'd, cause he has a long sword like the leek, and has white hair.
Creda: And lastly, Zack Fair.
Platinum: Galarian Farfetch'd, he holds his bustersword like the bigger leek. This Hojo sounds like bad news. I know, I'll make whatever remains of him a Parasect as a punishment. *yells at a Shiny Alakazam* MATTHEW CHRISTOPHER, STOP LEAVING YOUR CHARACTERS EVERYWHERE!!!!
"Alakazam?"
Platinum: Oh my bad, Oracle. We just found out your host lended his voice to a vampire called Vincent Valentine. Gonna place him as a Noivern.
Scarl: *trembling* Exploud pass here?
Platinum: No, that was me.
"Mewtwo."
[A Shiny Mewtwo hovers by, Jule on their right leg, Flor on their left.]
Platinum: Hey, Leif, how goes it?
"(Fine. These young ones requested a ride, and I had advised them against grappling my tail. Shall I eliminate this Matthew Christopher?)"
Platinum: No thanks, Leif. I was not in my right mind. *through gritted teeth* His voice is everywhere.
"(I believe we all need to cool down. If you would excuse us, Creda.)"
[Leif leaves, taking Jule and Flor with them, Oracle and Platinum follow.]
Creda: *standing on a human's right shoulder, leans closer to their ear* What'd ya think, Cloud? It gets strange in here, too.
Cloud: I've seen worse.
Creda: Maybe we can get Elena some ice-cream. She did tell Rude, "No vanilla."
