Critical Mess

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● 11/23/2023

Platinum: I for one am thankful for the creators who had brought a majority of the Guest characters to life. To Satoshi, *picks up Ash and hugs him* and this little Satoshi.

Ash: Hey! *Platinum drops him, he walks off*

Platinum: To Monty, Hiro, Hiromu, Nakaba, Tom and Jennifer, Vivienne, Kazuki, Yana, Tatsuya, Kohei, Kazutaka, Gege, Butch, Matt, David, Ed, and Scott.

Scarl: Steve Hill.

Platinum: Ah yes, his colleagues used to call him Steve.

Scarl: Thankful for friends.

Dex: I am thankful for the various descriptions, more personality traits to play with.

Creda: I'm thankful for exploring new environments.

Platinum: Now, we shall align the Guests from "Critical Role." Matthew Christopher would be an Alakazam called Oracle.

Dex: Pink or brown chest plate?

Platinum: Pink, might as well give him the Shiny Treatment. Same with Marisha's Machamp, Emerald.

Creda: Sam should be a Mr. Mime because he plays too much.

Platinum: Laura B.'s an Ursaluna, Travis is a Pangoro, and they've got their own little cub.

Creda: Which leaves us with Ashley, Liam, and Taliesin.

Platinum: Ashley's an Alcremie because she's sweet, Liam is a Sirfetch'd for his agility, and Taliesin's a Sawk, not the same Sawk as Reiko though.

Dex: Why not a Ceruledge? They look cool.

Platinum: That can be his ace form, thank you.

Dex: Mistress, should we tell Tomas Salandit Smog can't evolve because they're biological male?

Platinum: After the betrayal he had been through from the Lin Kuei under Bi-Han, he could really use a constant. *coos* Oh, Sausage.

[A scaly, red aquatic serpent slithers through; an infrared laser covers its right eye with a similar bracing around its chest

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[A scaly, red aquatic serpent slithers through; an infrared laser covers its right eye with a similar bracing around its chest.]

Platinum: Behold, Kano's Shiny Treatment, a red Gyarados. How's that for ya sausage? *Gyarados Sausage roars at her head* Serves you right for betraying the Red Dragons. Doodles, get away from there!

"Smear."

[With the brush tip tail, Doodles splatters green paint on Sausage's back fin. Sausage growls, effortlessly whacks Doodles away with his tail. Needles lunges at Sausage, grabs the sides horns, and steers the Gyarados like a motorcycle. Sausage starts Thrashing. Loki Taunts him by wagging their tail, and pounces off. Sausage Thrashes after them while Needles screeches in absolute glee.]

Creda: Hey, Scarl, can Johnny see your photo collection?

Scarl: Uh-huh. *unstraps their backpack, Vi, places them on the ground, and projects the images from their singular lens* Apollo.

 *unstraps their backpack, Vi, places them on the ground, and projects the images from their singular lens* Apollo

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Johnny: Is that supposed to be me?

Creda: *sarcastically* No, it's a golden jackal, of course it was supposed to be your Shiny Treatment.

Johnny: Better than Kano's Treatment. *snickers*

Scarl: Huō.

Creda: Platinum says this Hisuian Typhlosion can be Liu's guiding form, while Hephaestus represents his job as a god

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Creda: Platinum says this Hisuian Typhlosion can be Liu's guiding form, while Hephaestus represents his job as a god. It makes the role less scary. The nickname Huō is the Chinese word for "fire," or so I've heard.

Scarl: And lastly, Frizz.

Creda: Frizz does look like a giant pineapple

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Creda: Frizz does look like a giant pineapple.

Johnny: I know, right?

[Smog and a white scaled Salandit scamper by. The white Salandit stops, stands on their hind legs, and waves. They drop back on all fours, and follows Smog out.]

Platinum: Oh, Tomas. He's really feeling the Fog form. Happy Thanksgiving.

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